Today my Toots sat me down and said, “Mojo,” she said. “Mojo, we gotta step it up, buddy. It’s been a year and you’ve made some progress, but I know you’re capable of so much more. I think we need to get more serious about your training.”
Why does that not sound good? At ALL?!
So, we sits down together on the poof, and she opens up her laptop and says, “Mojo, we’re going to start a blog for you.”
“You can’t stay off the internet, can you, Toots?” I says. “You’re bored, ain’cha?”
“Shut up. This is a constructive way to develop my writing skills, while simultaneously creating a small sense of accountability for me in regards to your training. This is good for us!”
“Whatever helps you sleep at night,” I said, and then I farted. Because I’m a dog, and that’s what I do.
Anyway, apparently all this excitement means Toots went out today and bought a bunch of new treats! There’s the delicious stinky fish treats (which I love so much, I gotta kiss Toots right away to thank her – why don’t she like that??), and these new ones that taste like bacon and make Toots gag and make faces when she opens the bag. Man, I love that stuff! I bet all I gotta do is some silly stuff like sit or go over to my bed, or something easy like that. Man I tell ya! My Toots can be a real push-over with those….oh hey Toots, you’re typing this for me cuz I ain’t got no thumbs. Riiiiiight. Oops.
Something tells me tomorrow is gonna be hard work!